TV/CD adventures - going for ice, remember ID

I've got these small 3" thick stripper shorts on with a thong showing and my stripper platforms on. As I'm leaving the hotel I look at the office and see the guy behind the counter checking me out. I continue on to the strip and start walking towards 7-eleven. I get about 2 blocks and from behind comes a cop car. He goes to the corner swings around and waits.

As I get to the intersection he turns on the lights and gets out. "What are you and whar are you up to" he says. I said I'm just a transvestite going for some coffee at 7-eleven. He asked if he checked my purse if he would find anything and I said no and you can check if you want. He asked where I was staying and warned that walking the street in drag at this hour was dangerous. He said "you never know when a truck full of drunk guys sees you and doesn't take kindly to a guy dressing like that". We talked a little more about tranny bars, my outfit being skimpy, and then he took off. PRETTY FUCKING COOL!!! Woo hoo a copper thought I was turning tricks....LOL!!!