There was a moment there when he wondered if they could pull it off.... She had wheeled into the lot ahead of them—literally cut across their path as they made their turn...gunned her little black on black TT passed them and into what looked like a 'reserved' space....
The moment she made that move there was pandemonium in the car—an uproar....but nothing like what occurred when she slid from behind the wheel....
The cussing was legion when she made her cut, forcing him to slam on the brakes and rock the entire cab of the Hummer—for the record, not his vehicle; the recent purchase of one of the knuckleheads in the passenger-seat who thought that the Saudi-guzzling, anti-environmental, tank-wannabe was too good to pass up given the dealership was givin' em away, two-for-one....but this is not a disquisition on automobile intelligence in the age of global warming....
In any case, how many ways might one say 'bitch', accompanied by multiple iterations of 'muthafuka', and 'muthafukin this', and 'muthafukin' that'....yadda...yadda...yadda....and loudly—quite loudly, at that, until he took control, jacked up the windows and put on the kiddie-locks and turned to face his compatriots and began in his exasperated, high-pitched tenor that made it sound like he hadn't quite cleared puberty against the backdrop of all the outraged testosterone bass he was chauffering....
'Muthafukas!' he squeaked...cleared his throat and tried again...'MUTHFUKAS!'....
And with that, Vince, the most vociferous of his charges muttered—but distinctly—'Mutha-Fuk'...and they all turned their heads in the direction of his gaze....
The long legs swung from behind the wheel and out the coupe's door pivoting on glutes that made the most well-developed among them cry....
She stood up straight, smoothed the white knit mini down over her hips and ass, but made no attempt to pull it any lower than it had been 'engineered' to go....she knew what she was wearing...and she was quite clear on WHO she was as she leaned back into the cockpit to retrieve her bag ....the hem rode up once more over her hips to reveal the crack of her ass and string of thong that sought to protect it....
