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One thing's for sure, my desire is to be fucked and to fuck... And it's in this order of things that I've been wanting to fulfil my fantasies for the last two years. I'm not too fussy about choosing my partners, but luck has always smiled on me when it comes to finding the right one. However, over t... Read full Story
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A Perfect Pandemic: A Transsexual Transition in a Troubled Time
A Perfect Pandemic A Transsexual Transition in a Troubled Time A Novelette by Alexandra Rios Text Copyright Reserved © August, 2021 Dedication Transgender Day of Remembrance is a solemn occasion. I am offering “A Perfect Pandemic” for free as an antidote to the fear, phobia, discrimination, d... Read full Story
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Nervous Young Man II
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Hello my loves, I would like you to give me your opinions, I started anal more or less in 2006, although I already played with my anus from time to time, it was not with penetration or in the way I started doing it. later. Well, what I want to ask you is that I have never been able to maintain an er... Read full Story
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Mon addiction à l'orgasme anal...
Mon addiction à l'orgasme anal, J'aime sentir le contact sensuel de ma guêpière et de ma nuisette sur ma peau. Devant la glace murale de ma chambre, je prends des poses suggestives pour faire monter mon désir lors de mes essayages de lingerie. Me sentant confusément femme, j'abaisse mon dernier r... Read full Story
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Crossdresser Lovemaking
Oh Daddy, I'm your little princess! Your wife is out taking your kids to a sleep-over at a friend's house across town and we're in your bedroom. I long for you to see me with bursting lust, and I take off my coat to reveal myself wearing a white tutu with bra, panties, stockings and h... Read full Story
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Nunca se Olvida
He tenido la oportunidad de tener sexo con varios hombres, algunos mayores que yo y otros muy chicos, no me fijo en estereotipos o personalidad, solo me gusta disfrutar del sexo..... Pero siempre hay uno que te deja enamorado, Daniel su nombre una persona que conocí por medio de un chat. No pas... Read full Story
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First Time: How I Love Cock
The first time I ever sucked a dick was when I was around 12 years old. I was at a sleep over with a friend. We were camped out in his backyard in a tent and he started things out tentatively by asking about my luck with the ladies, which was non-existent. Then he suggested that since neither of us ... Read full Story
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La Mujer Trans más feliz del mundo.
- Porfavor, no pares Gaby! - Le gritaba yo, completamente llena de placer, mientras a 4 patas aguantaba sus grandes embestidas, a la par que mis grandes tetas chocaban entre sí. - Ya casi me voy a venir Juanita! - Dijo ella, mientras trás de mi daba todo de si para hacerme sentir en el paraiso, s... Read full Story
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2 Traileros
Una noche buscaba divertime con alguien y publique un anuncio donde buscaba a un hombre mayor que me hiciera su putita y le gustara verme vestida. A los 20 minutos un hombre me envio un mensaje diciendome que es camionero y estaria esa noche en la ciudad. Eso me exito mucho y le pregunte donde podri... Read full Story
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EL MARIDO DE MI AMIGA 2
Mi amiga no se imagina lo que su marido y yo hacemos. Ella y yo seguimos siendo amigas, pero compartimos el mismo hombre y ella no lo sabe. Yo soy la que le apaga el fuego a su hombre; a ella no le gusta que la penetre por atras, mientras que a mi me encanta sentirla toda. En la cama somos do... Read full Story
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A Fairy Tale Part 1
=-=-Chapter One-=-= "Heather?" My boyfriend was knocking on the bathroom door. "What's wrong, are you okay? Heather?" "Yeah..." I swallowed thickly and that was a mistake. I threw up some more, kneeling on the floor, feeling like I was dying. "Heather?&q... Read full Story
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La primera vez que me hicieron mujer
Desde mis mas lejanos recuerdos, siempre sentí la necesidad de lucir femenina...recuerdo que de niña me encerraba en el cuarto de mi mama y me probaba las medias panty y los tacones, sobre todo unas sandalias doradas que me encantaban...podía pasar horas en esa habitación imaginándome siendo toda un... Read full Story
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CONOCIENDO A ENRIQUE EL FOTÓGRAFO CHILENO (parte 1)
Era verano, y acababa de terminar el colegio y salí a dar una vuelta por la plaza, era una mañana calurosa, me senté bajo la campiña un buen tiempo haciendo hora, y entonces oigo una voz poco común que se dirige hacia mí, era un caballero de nacionalidad chilena, lo note por la voz, de 30 años aprox... Read full Story
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delicious virile male flesh
Tasted delicious virile male flesh… The breeze caressed my swollen nipples giving me pleasant shivers. The two glasses of Riesling had also contributed to my excitement. My crotch was burning as if the disappearing sun had blown all its thermal energy into me. Under my fine lace panties, purple o... Read full Story
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Mi primo y yo (parte 3)
Hola otra vez hermosos!!!, hoy les contaré la siguiente parte para que entren en contexto lean las historias anteriores nenes :* así entenderán lo que a continuación les relatare. Bien una vez llegando a mi casa después de una noche riquísima con mi vecino Chris tome mi celular el cual había olvi... Read full Story
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Camming down the rabbit hole Ch6
In the morning I decided to give the running a miss and do a long session with the DVD, my legs had become a little sore and tight so some extra stretches and yoga would really help. I once again surprised myself with how much more flexible I had become, the plug still in my ass giving me occasional... Read full Story
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intimate Cousins
My favorite cousin and first lover, Billy, was just released from prison and I was anxious to see him. I am ecstatic that he is out, and I am thinking about all the past fun we had as I prepare to revisit those good times. Tommy knows all about my relationship with Billy and he understands my need t... Read full Story
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I Give Up
The following story is the first of four parts of a tale that explores the theme of transformation. It is thematically similar others that I have submitted but has a larger narrative arc. I hope you enjoy reading the first portion, Act One & Two. I continue to work on better editing and someone h... Read full Story
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Return to Luisa Tavares
Everyone at the office asked my why I was limping. I told them I had fallen playing tennis. The truth was, I had been mercilessly fucked by Luisa Tavares. Her huge cock had destroyed my asshole. Can you imagine someone thrusting a can of Coca Cola up your butt again and again with tremendous forc... Read full Story
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Cheating Sissy Wife chapter2
My sweetheart Keith is back from his road trip and we were about to make up for lost time. He didn’t even want me to fix dinner. Instead he said that we would order pizza later. Meanwhile we started making out right there on the couch. We were both horny and anxious to get next to each other. I felt... Read full Story
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Lola Chaper 3
Lola chapter 3 When Lola was on summer break from her law studies, I took the opportunity to take some time off as well. My job as a freelance film photographer gave me good opportunities to manage my time. I was in demand as a filmmaker and had more work than I could handle. Mostly shorter stuff... Read full Story
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Me encanta ser mujer.
Me gusta verme y sentirme mujer. Me encantan las prendas femeninas y de encajes, los vestidos de tela suave y ligera, la medias veladas, los sostén de encajes, las ropas interior delicadas y de encajes, me gusta maquillarme y pintar ,os labios, me encantan los aretes grandes y con pendientes, los ... Read full Story
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Se vino dos veces dentro de mi.
Lo vi en un video porno. Le hacia el amor a una nena transexual. Recuerdo que varias veces me masturbe sola en mi cama imaginando a ese hombre haciéndome el amor a mi. El es un hombre muy acuerpado y musculoso, bien varonil. Todo un semental. Su enorme verga, blanca y venosa con una cabezota ro... Read full Story
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Click, click, click....
Click, click, click…the sound of high heels contacting a hard surface has always attracted and aroused me. Whether it’s on tile floors in a hallway, the concrete of a parking ramp or the asphalt of a mall lot, I turn in anticipation to drink in some pleasing eye candy. How short will th... Read full Story
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Sissy Femboy Chrissy in Drag 2: At the Apartment
This is Part 2 to the article I wrote called "Sissy Femboy Chrissy in Drag at the Club." In that story I explained how I am 41 but look, feel and sound younger, that I shave myself smooth and like dressing in gurly panties and other female clothes to be a sissy femboy for older guys. A guy I met on ... Read full Story
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Lola - chapter one
This is a fantasy but with a lot of inspiration from real life experience. More chapters to follow. Chapter 1 So now I knew, without a shadow of a doubt, what it was that caused this familiar smell in my house - and where it came from. When I got back home my laptop was lying open on the kitc... Read full Story
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Spring Morning
First morning of spring After the long winter it was just starting to get brighter and greener, white anemones were blooming and in a few weeks spring would be at it's most beautiful phase, but for now the gloom of night and mist was just retreating back to the sea and sun was rising giving me ... Read full Story
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Bisexual Black Man's Paradise
The name is T.J. Brown. I'm an engineer working at Walpole, the toughest correctional facility in the state of Massachusetts. My days are spent reading books, exercising and occasionally tussling with other workers. The facility is undergoing some expansion and I'm the lead engineer on this gig, wor... Read full Story
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His Dirty Little Slut
He'd been watching her at the party all night; fishnets, short tight leather skirt, tight top, scarlet red lips, and dark hair. She looked like such a dirty whore, and she was living up to her looks; time after time she'd lead another man out the back of the house, and each time she'd return, wiping... Read full Story
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THE ATTIC NOVEMBER 7
THE ATTIC NOVEMBER 7 – PART 1 THE JOURNEY AND GETTING READY. Susan had not had the opportunity to make the journey to the Attic dolled up to the nines so she made do with just wearing her black and pink lingerie under the hideous drab stuff (yuck). Having arrived early and parked up, she relaxed ... Read full Story
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Bill was about to show up, I had known him from a chat room for years now. I was in his town for work and we had set up this date so we could finally meet each other. I heard a hard knock at the door and when I swung it open, I just stood there in awe. It wasn’t the big beard or really long hair tha... Read full Story
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The summer weather has finally let up and cool evenings where you need a sweater are among my favorite times of the year. Charlene left now from prison and served her time for drug possession. We had become close friends as well as cellmates over the last few months. She no longer cuts her hair as ... Read full Story
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Nervous Young Man
I heard of a new gay dating app and decided to try it. It took several attempts before I could finally set up my profile but I eventually was ready to make my first contact. The instant my profile was active, at least fifty messages opened a world of choice to me. Many messages had no photo, which I... Read full Story
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Amanda and Me Chapter 2
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Una giornata in piscina con Paola e Lilly
E' domenica mattina, mi sveglio, sono nel grande letto di Paola, guardo l'orologio sul muro di fronte al letto, sono da poco passate le 11,30. Alla mia sinistra Lilly, alla mia destra Paola, completamente nuda. Anch'io e Lilly siamo praticamente nude, solo calze e reggicalze, ci siamo addormentate... Read full Story
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La pistola NEGRA del Tío, entre Las Bragas de Mi Tía LA PUTONA
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EL MARIDO DE MI AMIGA.
Tengo una amiga con la que hablamos mucho y de todo. Con mucha frecuencia me invita a su apartamento o a fiestas y compartimos junto con su marido. Mi amiga me dijo un día, que a su marido le gusta cogerla por atrás pero que a ella no le gusta porque tiene la verga grande y gruesa, pero que a... Read full Story
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Emily and Jane
I'm very proud and happy to publish another jewel today, a story about two shemales from 26-th century, Emily and Jane. Props for this truly delightful story to our forum member, Ila. Excellent work bro! It is the 26th century. Human genetics has advanced to the point where anyone born male or fe... Read full Story
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A Nice Surprise
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Bar Close
She grabbed his hand and he let her lead him out to the parking lot.Before he knew it she had shoved him up against a van and was unbucklinghis pants. She was on her knees with his dick in her throat in a matter of seconds. Nothing like this had ever happened to him before. He looked downat he... Read full Story
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Brian and Bree, and Mitch Chapter 2
"What ever I want?" Mitch looked deep into Bree's eyes, she sheepishly nods up at him, "I've always wanted to please a man, I'm just glad it could also be my best friend." She replied, her voice trembling with nervous excitement, "Just give me ten minutes, and meet me in ... Read full Story
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First Time Outdoor Festival Fantasy
Fantasy Setting: Summer time in the mountains of Colorado the perfect bluebird weekend we all dream of. The day before an underground rave in the mountains all my friends bail on the show and was now left with either not going or going solo. Well I deiced what the hell and I'll go solo an... Read full Story
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Mi primera vez con un anciano
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How My Wife Became a Swinger
Hello, my name is Jackson, Jack for short, and I'd like to tell you about my wife and I and how we became swingers. I've changed the names of people and places to preserve privacy. Just so you know this does involve male on male sex and inter course with a transsexual. So let me begin. For the fi... Read full Story
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