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Anally destroyed by a Peruvian goddess
Browsing around the Transsexual escort ads here in town I found a new girl, something else than the typical manly faces with heavily photoshopped pictures. A Peruvian girl named Isabella had just arrived in town and was open for business. She has a few retouched pictures but also some natural selfie... Read full Story
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My Futanari Dreamgirl
My Futanari Dreamgirl I opened the door and there it was, just swinging between her legs. Big and veiny with a bright pink head. My roommate Jesse didn't notice me walk into the bathroom. She had just stepped out of the shower and was toweling off her hair. Her eyes were covered by the towel... Read full Story
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Chicago TG Romance
Most transgendered girls I have met want to be treated and romanced just as a normal girl would. Only in the height of passion should your animal instincts take over. I was in a Las Vegas club earlier this year and had great conversation with some tranny women. I was instructed if I wanted to meet s... Read full Story
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Chicago TG Romance (part 3)
It is Sunday morning, just barely dawn and I have just spent the weekend with the most amazing girl. You know when everything clicks and it seems that at first you have met the person you want to spend time with and share with. Beth was standing at the glass windows full length and the sun was just ... Read full Story
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Seattle Weekend
Saturday morning and such a beautiful day nice and cool morning I went for a run. I consider myself in fairly good shape for my age but I try and make it to the top of a hill in our neighborhood. I get winded fairly quickly. Coming down the hill I ran into a nice looking athletic girl, maybe 38 year... Read full Story
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I Give Up
The following story is the first of four parts of a tale that explores the theme of transformation. It is thematically similar others that I have submitted but has a larger narrative arc. I hope you enjoy reading the first portion, Act One & Two. I continue to work on better editing and someone h... Read full Story
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The Audition
New York City wasn't a bad palce to be back then. I was a student working at an office job and doing what I enjoyed. That was being a musician. Lots of weekend and night gigs at cocktail parties, lounges and so on. There were a few pianists I worked for as standing time-keeper ( bass play... Read full Story
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A Schoolgirl Fantasy
As I sat on the couch watching some boring show, I was thinking, "Being alone doesn't have good perks. Maybe if I wanted to dream something naughty, it might be cool." So, I closed my eyes, and I dreamed of a very naughty transexual schoolgirl who would do what I needed. All of a sudden, I heard a s... Read full Story
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Intense
Holding to my word, I didn't let the incident with Billy and his friends scare me away from Bailey; I kept seeing her, even after the beating I took. To be honest, I'm not sure if he was trying to lay low or what, but Billy seemed to keep his distance from me for a while...thankfully. Bailey and ... Read full Story
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Loving Strangers
In the past I had never failed to disclose my sexuality to a new male prospect. I looked good in my tight dress that showcased my woman's ass, and the spike heels that made me look so fuckable. I knew from past experience that guys could get really pissed and violent when they found out you weren't... Read full Story
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Hot Slutty Sissy
Hello, It’s me, and. I am about to make a big decision and right now I am dedicated to my fantasy. I got a call today from one of my ex boyfriends. I got so horny when I heard his voice that my nipples turn to steel. My titties seem to respond to the sound of his vibrating baritone. I couldn’t refu... Read full Story
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Sissy Slut Reunion
Rob had moved back to town and called me. He had just moved into his new place and he wanted me to come by and talk. I knew what he really wanted from the tone of his voice, because I wanted it too. He said he had been thinking and dreamed about me the whole time he was away. My spirits lifted and ... Read full Story
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Virgin Slut Cravings.
There have been so many times that I have had to hide how I felt because I lived my life denying who I was. I was a closet queen who was pretending to be normal. Some might have guessed my secret if they were observant. I didn't do things that other boys my age did. I love hanging out at home like a... Read full Story
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Cheating Sissy Wife chapter2
My sweetheart Keith is back from his road trip and we were about to make up for lost time. He didn’t even want me to fix dinner. Instead he said that we would order pizza later. Meanwhile we started making out right there on the couch. We were both horny and anxious to get next to each other. I felt... Read full Story
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Slutty Sissy's 2 Loves
Tonight was young and I was already hot and bothered, my ass-pussy was on fire, and I could hardly wait for Bob and John to come over. I had invited them over to fulfill those erotic dreams I am constantly having about the two of them using me like a tool, and I wanted that so bad. I fantasized abou... Read full Story
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TO BE OR NOT TO BE – PART 1
TO BE OR NOT TO BE – PART 1 by Spanky de Bautumn This is a story about how taking a play to New York City changed people's lives. A transgender coming of age story. I was born Harold Stanley Dayes, not a great name for a kid growing up. I know my parents loved me, but Harold was my mom's dad a... Read full Story
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TO BE OR NOT TO BE – PART 2
TO BE OR NOT TO BE – PART 2 by Spanky de Bautumn Part 1. Sunny, Mel, and Shari learn they are going to New York to perform a play off Broadway and are really excited about it. Being a small troupe, we unseen members had to wear many hats. Unfortunately, there was just the two of us, Joe Donn... Read full Story
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TO BE OR NOT TO BE – PART 3
TO BE OR NOT TO BE – PART 3 by Spanky de Bautumn Part 2. At the hotel in New York City, Sunny meets the bellhop, Antonio, and they go out for a drink when he gets off of work. The call came at exactly seven. I had woke up about five minutes before and was watching Antonio sleep. All of the oth... Read full Story
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TO BE OR NOT TO BE – PART 6
TO BE OR NOT TO BE – PART 6 by Spanky de Bautumn Part 5. Sunny and Antonio got frisky at the bar, Sunny moved in with Mel and Shari, and opening night was a success The only other dress that I brought was one that I hoped I would get a chance to wear but didn't think I would. It was a black ... Read full Story
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TO BE OR NOT TO BE - PART 7
TO BE OR NOT TO BE - PART 7 by Spanky de Bautumn Part 6. Sunny, Mel, and Shari had a heart to heart and Mark took Sunny for a night on the town. I woke up next to Mark, he looked so peaceful sleeping. Was I dreaming? Did I fall asleep and dream that Mark said he was going to take me shopping... Read full Story
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Horny Writing A Strange Habit
I enjoy watching videos which I can Vicariously live. This is nothing more than my horny hobby, an amalgamation of various thoughts. My form of hands free edging. Spell checked only, "No I haven't proof read a first draft, not trying to publish masterful works here." Hope to hear from those w... Read full Story
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The four of us
Jan and I have been together now about 4 years but known each other since High School. We are both in our early fifties. We had met a transgendered girl (Gabby) about a year ago and we get together about once a month and enjoy each other’s company, going out playing and having intimacy together. Gab... Read full Story
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She never saw it coming
When I was 19/20 I used to frequent LGBT bars roughly twice every month. Most nights not much would happen but I found myself going to the trans nights more often. Until I eventually had some experience with trans girls. It was mostly fairly soft fun. Me getting oral and occasionally topping th... Read full Story
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Regina’s Double threat.
Hello guys, I recently ran into a former hater who was no longer the hater I had met years earlier. In fact, he had only treated me so horribly because of his own inner dark desires. When we met a few years ago at one of the clubs, he had been very abusive to me. He went out of his way to say hurtfu... Read full Story
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Regina and Tommy
I was getting fucked hard and aggressively by a certified bad boy named Tommy. I've never been the kind of girl who liked bad boys until I met Tommy. Tommy like doing all kinds of wild crazy things to me and I was under a spell and couldn’t object. Tommy was like the asspussy whisperer and he gave m... Read full Story
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Regina" s Love session
As Tommy entered the apartment, I couldn’t help but notice that his cock was suddenly excited and outstanding tonight and I knew the reason. I smiled to myself with confidence because my l attire was getting the job done. I was wearing my shocking pink sheer lingerie with the frilly top that accen... Read full Story
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Southern Hospitality Ch. 02
XtinaSmith2017 Laura felt herself lifted lazily from the arms of sleep, her body relaxed and floating on a small cloud of pleasure, her mind filled with images, sensations, not pulled from whatever dream she had just been having but instead, memories, memories from the night before. Memories of... Read full Story
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Amy and the Straight Jocks PT1
Only a couple close friends knew for sure and most others knew it as just a rumor. Amy dressed and lived life as a girl like she had since the start of high school when she moved from a new town. The jocks would laugh and whisper to each other when she walked by debating if the rumors were true. Co... Read full Story
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Daddys Little Slut
I have been living with my dad for the last year after my mum who is Indian, found out that I was doing lots of drugs, and that I was bi and also a cross dresser. We never talked about it as for me, the cross dressing was on and off and usually when i was high. When i turned 25, I tried meth, and fo... Read full Story
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UN RENDEZ-VOUS ROMANTIQUE ⚧️⚧️⚧️
Alex mordilla sa lèvre en fixant le test d'anatomie devant lui. Après une semaine épuisante de finales et de sessions d'étude nocturnes, c'était enfin son dernier test. La liberté était si proche qu'il pouvait presque y goûter. Sa jambe rebondit anxieusement alors qu'il remplissait une autre série d... Read full Story
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Mongoose Hunting and the Dark Car
After my first sexual experience with a trans girl in school (Check out Biology of Music), it was a long time before anything else got me that horny again. Which is obviously understandable given how ridiculous that whole event was. This time instead of a trans girl cumming hot jizz into my mouth af... Read full Story
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Ravaged by Daddy
For anyone who loves wearing high heels and dressing up to get ravaged by your hungry Daddy. I imagine you laying on your side as I run my strong hands up and down your smooth, soft legs and across your feet. I slowly slide them upwards until I'm caressing and squeezing your thighs. You watch me ... Read full Story
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Nikki's Massive Strap-on
A quick recap in case you haven't read my previous stories. My name is Kacey. I'm 20 years old, white, 5'10" and 150 lbs. I have straight, shoulder length dark brown hair, light brown eyes and a thick, 6" cut cock. My girlfriend is Hannah, who also 20 years old and stands 5'10" weighing in at 140 lb... Read full Story
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COMMENT NATHAN EST DEVENU NATALIE ⚧️ ⚧️
Je m'appelle Natalie mais ce n'est pas le nom avec lequel je suis née; c'est plutôt le nom que ma femme m'a donné quand elle a fait de moi sa "sœur" et sa poule mouillée cocu peu de temps après notre mariage. Mon vrai nom est Nathan mais c'est un nom que je préférerais ne plus jamais utiliser parce ... Read full Story
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Two CD's the first time we meet.....
We are meeting for the first time since talking online. I want to dress for you gurl, I want to feel as you do, I want to be your slut, your slave of desire. My panties are a sheer white, my hard cock can be seen ever so pressing against them, I rub myself for you as you watch, drooling now. Hand... Read full Story
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What a sissy crossdresser really craves and fantasizes about
(This is non-fiction) Lots of attention. To be seen and watched. I want the neighbors to see me as I stroll in my yard wearing white vanity fair panties and bra, heels, with a lacy top and a cute bob wig. With my cock raging hard thru the pretty lacy panties, struggling to be free, bouncing around... Read full Story
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Lust and Love with Leona
This is a work of fiction. * The days after I fucked with Leona I spent alone. She has told me that she was going for shoot in the Bahamas for a week. I was a man who had everything in terms of material comforts, and there was not a girl I couldn't pull in a bar. But I found that I could not s... Read full Story
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lust of a sex-agenarian nana-pops
Frenzied lust of a sex-agenarian nana-pops; between dream and reality I had never fantasized of a manly man, even after offering my virginity; to a fabulous sissy. Before my new Era, my fantasy preferences were always with glabrous he-she’s, same about my relationships after… BUT BUT BUT… My last t... Read full Story
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Samantha sissy TGTF
Theme and genre of the story: The genre is about gender bender, futanari, gay, physical transformations of the body, magic and biology, the kink in particular that must excite in the story is the perversion of the transformation of the body and mind through a magical element that manipulates biol... Read full Story
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Filthy Little Beast Part 2
Chapter 8 The first thing that struck me was pink! More pink satin than I thought existed in the entire world. The walls were covered in baby pink satin curtains, the plush carpet was also baby pink. Like all the other rooms in this house of the bizarre the ceiling as a full mirror. There was a h... Read full Story
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Porn Cinemas and GinaG
I really like porn cinemas, there is a certain seediness and sleaziness about them that makes them alluring to me. My problem is that living as I do in the south of the UK, there are no porn cinemas anywhere near me. Fortunately, I travel in my job quite a bit and so can get to cinemas in Birmingham... Read full Story
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Boi Toy
They met me off the train late in the afternoon. Their welcome was warm and friendly. I was exhausted from travelling and spent the evening in wonder as we first had drinks with friends of theirs at one home then all went out to eat at a restaurant, then back to another friends home for more drinks.... Read full Story
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A Surprise Relationship
This is a fictional story, although it is based on people I did know. "Tony" and his twin sister "Kim" are based on a set of twins I knew, who were almost identical. I did have a relationship with "Kim" for almost two years, however, the relationship with "Tony&quo... Read full Story
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Janet Owns Me Now Chapter 5
It was a beautiful summer's day, perfect beach weather. i packed a light lunch and a bottle of chardonnay in the cooler and we headed for the closest beach, about a forty minute drive away. J. Looked beautiful in Her black two-piece bathing suit and floral silky wrap, Her hand light and warm on my l... Read full Story
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Riding Home With Strangers
The music was running, the booze was flowing through my veins and I was not ready to leave just yet. My ride had to leave early, because my driver's hours were up, and I didn't want to force him. I didn't think I would be having so much fun before I came here. I met a group down here who li... Read full Story
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Christy's Fantasy Come True Chapter 6
The alarm went off and Christy rolled over and hit the off button. The clock face was starting back at her flashing 8:00. Since it was Friday she had slept in a bit. Jim had gotten up early and left for work after spending the night. They had gotten into a minor argument last night but came to a... Read full Story
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Trip to Portimão
It is about a 3 hour drive depending on traffic to the Tivoli Marina Portimão in the Algarve from where I was staying at the Hotel Mundial. Oliva came to pick me up. She had one of those Toyota SUV things. I put my bag in the car and I noticed Olivia had rather a collection of luggage. I smiled to m... Read full Story
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Te ando buscando.
Eres toda una hembra, femenina, suavecita, menudita. Tu transición fue perfecta, solo quien esté contigo en la intimidad puede saber que atesoras ese güevo y esas bolas que siempre fueron de hembrita, de la mujer divina que eres. No importa si lo tienes grande o pequeñito, no importa si se te pon... Read full Story
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My erotic dream
Over the past few years I have been thinking about one very important thing.To jerk off all the time and to think about beautiful, sexy trannies who want you to fuck them for the rest of your life. I give in to temptation and when I see cum on my face, that's when a strong orgasm calls to action. In... Read full Story
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Aunt Cindy's Bizarre World
My name was Jim Rogers Jr. at one time. I was born and raised in a small town in a rural county in Oklahoma. My father James had been the pastor of the local Pentecostal Assembly of Jesus. Dad was what was known an ultra conservative hell fire and brimstone preacher. My mother's name was Allison. Sh... Read full Story
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Halloween Disguise
an original story by me. its not true more of a fantasy... this story starts october 14th. first of all i am a 23 year old boy, i just moved to a different state to go to college, i dont have many friends and have only been her a couple of months. today was like any other day, had to wake up e... Read full Story
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Aunt Cindy's Bizarre World Part 2
Chapter 7 I am guessing it was just over an hour until I heard the door open. It was her again, Miss Sindy Satin my auntie. This time she was wearing just an under bust white satin corset, long boots in satin exactly like mine but in white and her long, white bridal satin gloves and a the ribbon ... Read full Story
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Trying It On For Size
I was twenty minutes early for my one o'clock appointment so I found a shady spot in the parking lot of the upscale chain motel, kept the engine running to power the air-conditioner on the warm Sunday afternoon, took a few deep breaths and tried to relax. My mind wondered back over the series of eve... Read full Story
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Alpha Gamma's Secret
Molly woke up to the sound of her alarm clock beeping. She opened her eyes slowly and looked at the time. It was 7:00 AM. She groggily reached over to shut it off, pulled away her blankets, and stepped out of bed. She walked from the bed room which she shared with her sorority sister Gina to the ... Read full Story
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Experimenting with Cock
I was 22 and at the time did not have a girlfriend. I had a habit of jerking off at least once a day if not more. Starting masturbation at an early age made me bored by "normal" porn star videos. Leading me to amateur porn. Soon that became boring and I was experimenting with everything. O... Read full Story
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The Bounty Hunter - Working With A Partner
My boss, Carl Bronson, was pleased with the results of my first case, and gave me more jobs over the next few months. In each, I learned from my mistakes and was able to apprehend my target. Even better, I was finally earning some good money and doing something that was worthwhile and, more importan... Read full Story
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